I came across a story about a Japanese woman who was accused of kicking a hole in some guy’s door, crawling through the hole, and destroying his property. She was acquitted when the court realized that her breasts were too big to allow her to fit through the hole.
In other words, if the tit doesn’t fit, you must acquit....
The accused turned out to be innocent. But she had to sit in court while a room full of strangers, and later the press, imagined her trying to crawl through a hole in a door and getting snagged by her knockers.
Apparently there was an extensive courtroom discussion about the physics involved in getting a torso and two melons through a smallish hole.
If I were the prosecutor, and I saw that the defense was winning its case, I would demand that the accused put butter on her tits and try to fit them, and optionally her head, through a smallish hole in front of the jury. It wouldn’t help win the case, but it would make the afternoon go a lot faster.
Read about it here:
http://mdn.mainichi.jp/national/news/20080304p2a00m0na028000c.html