This weekend my friend decided to hold his b'day bash at the Haymarket Hotel. Whilst clearly one struggles with the idea of going West for a night out, one must abide by his mates b'day wishes.
Whilst the venue is pretty damm amazing, the service is a total disgrace. Taking over an hour to actually get served over priced drinks! 4 cocktail's for 46.00 sheets is a bit of a f@@king liberty in my mind! Also the 12.5% service charge is rather cheeky.
Entertainment wise, it lives up to it's reputation. All five members of the team jump into an energetic comedy dance routine: they ballroom dance, jump kick, spin on the floor and lift each other up with comedic timing and showmanship as the music medley mixes into Eighties tune On The Radio and then into Copacabana!
Highlight of the evenings. Watching the fatty of the outfit fall over in his high heels! Secondly, was when a very fit girl decided to take a plunge in the pool! Topless! Her rack was super duper... If only I was a breeder, I would have offered her a towel! Sadly she was told to get out, not before giving the security staff a good soaking! I imagine somebody jumps in every Friday night!
All in all, a top venue and well worth a visit, (Every Friday evening, and get there early). Cocktails at £10.50 a time... Even for the pink pound are excessive in my mind.. Me thinks you would be a wise man / women to take your own hip flask.
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